Where Have You Been, Jenkins?

Wow, so I haven't updated in a bit. It took a lot less time for me to say eff you to my proposed schedule of updating twice a week than I expected.  That said, I have good reason. I've been busy. Last weekend the kid people spent the weekend with their grandparents while the husband person and I got to be adults (in the fun way!) for a couple of days.

That means we went Christmas shopping and drank a lot.

Here's AJ modeling a pale ale that tasted strangely like pineapples.

It was pretty amazing. Batesville may not have much to do, but the bar at Little Charlie's is always a good time. ...Also I tried a burger with a fried egg on it and I just have to say, that is the only way I ever want to eat a burger from now on. 

Anyway, I'm still here. I'm still working on rewrites and edits... slowly, but surely. Between the day job, the family.....aaaaaand the fact there's a new Five Nights at Freddy's game out, there just aren't enough hours in the day. I tried to do editing tonight when the husband left for the gym and do you know how much I got accomplished? 3 paragraphs. 3. Because my children don't sleep. They just don't. And every time I start working it's "Maaaaaammmmm I want a juice", "Maaaaammm, I have to pee,", "Maaaaaaaammmm there are killer animatronics in my closet..." Jeeeeeezeussssssss!

So yes. This is my life.